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Big Tofu Heist

TofuOnly in the Northwest! Two “foodlums” have stolen an entire truckload of tofu, yes tofu. Police concede that there might be a black market for tofu and comment “Um, it may be hard to penetrate that network.”

The tofu was stolen in Portland from a Seattle natural food distributor’s truck while the driver was making a delivery. A little while later, the truck was found only few miles away but the tofu was missing. The two suspects are still on the run. In the meantime, if anyone going door to door offers to sell you about two tons of tofu: think twice!